Today, in the course of writing another blog post, I tried to sign-in to well-known and generally helpful writing tool, to proof my work. I was presented with the following screen requiring me to verify I'm a human.

Now, I'm pretty sure I'm human (philosophical discussions about us all living in a simulation aside) but the form wouldn't let me prove I was human. So, I need to prove I'm human, but I can't prove I'm human; does that mean I can't be human? What odd state of being or un-being is this? Is the Abyss staring back at me?

Obviously, it's time for me to knock off for the day.

Or file a bug report. Naw...